Well, Apprentice is on TV again tonight in the UK so…
Inspired by the broadcast of latest series of ‘The Apprentice’ TV show with Alan Sugar, which ‘aired’ as I wrote this. This is version 2, a more mellow version; there is a vitriolic version too, published yesterday!
Sugar-free
Alan Sugar
You’re not sweet
You’re not a bloke
I’d care to meet
I don’t take sweetener in my tea
I like to taste mine
Sugar-free
And if you ask me
“One lump or two?”
Then I just might
Lump one on you
© Nick Ritchie 2014
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